Holy shit, folks, hold onto your pants because Brooke Patterson is here to blow your mind and maybe something else if you’re lucky. This fresh-faced 18-year-old from the good ol’ US of A is the definition of innocent with a side of naughty. You’d think she just walked out of a friggin’ high school yearbook and straight into your dirtiest fantasies.
With a username like brookepatterson, she keeps it simple, probably because she knows you’ll be too busy drooling to remember anything more complicated. Her room is a shrine of youthful exuberance and that ‘new car smell’—if that car was a barely legal brunette with a penchant for teasing.