Alright, you filthy animals, gather ’round because I’ve got a gem for you today. Meet Catherine and Mike, the dynamic duo streaming straight outta Europe under the username aspirine_. Now, I’m not saying they’re the cure for your ailments, but they sure as hell will make you feel better after a long day of whatever the hell you degenerates do.
Catherine, at the tender age of 23, is the embodiment of ‘shy but deadly.’ She’s got that skinny frame that makes you wonder if she’s ever eaten a goddamn sandwich in her life, but who cares when she’s rocking those small tits like a champ? She’s got tattoos that are probably more interesting than your entire life story, but let’s be real, no one’s here for the inked tales. It’s all about the show, baby.