Cleo Patra, or livecleo as the digital world knows her, is a 25-year-old bombshell who decided to ditch the Eiffel Tower for kangaroo land. This French-born, now Aussie-residing goddess is like a fine wine that got mixed with a shot of tequila – smooth with a kick that knocks you on your ass.
Let’s start with the obvious: her bigass and bigboob combo is like winning the genetic lottery twice. It’s like she took the best bits of France and Australia, slapped them together, and went, “Here, enjoy!” And enjoy we do. Her curves could make a priest reconsider his vows. Seriously, it’s like watching a live action Renaissance painting with a modern twist, and that twist is her Lovense toy buzzing away like it’s got a mind of its own.