Welcome to the debauched Disneyland known as Pleasureland, where the one and only Alexsis Faye reigns supreme. She’s 32, but don’t let that fool you—she’s got the energy of a teenager hopped up on energy drinks and bad decisions. Her room subject is like a choose-your-own-adventure book, except every page leads to a new level of depravity you didn’t know you needed in your life.
She’s got these big, beautiful, all-natural knockers that would make even the most stoic of monks question their life choices. We’re talking bignaturals that could probably knock out a small village if she turned too quickly. And if you’re the gambling type, you can rollthedice and see what kind of sinful spectacle she’s going to throw your way next. It’s like playing Russian roulette, but instead of bullets, you get a face full of pure, unadulterated pleasure.