Alright, let’s dive into the bizarre world of ELS, the 22-year-old cam goddess who claims to be trapped in “this stupid amulet” and is begging to be let out. Sounds like the setup for a bad porno, but it’s her reality—or at least, that’s what she wants us to believe. Maybe she’s trying to channel her inner genie, but instead of granting wishes, she’s granting boners.
ELS, or as she’s known in the cam universe, elslove, is a mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a webcam. Her room subject is as elusive as Bigfoot, but who needs a room subject when you’ve got a face and body that could launch a thousand awkward erections? She’s the kind of girl who doesn’t need to slap a bunch of tags on her profile because her presence alone is the tag. No need for #anal or #bigtits when your whole existence screams “come and get it.”