Step right up, you filthy degenerates, and feast your eyes on the freakin’ circus that is Ivey_and_James, broadcasting live from somewhere in the United States. These two are the goth couple you didn’t know you needed in your life, with Ivey leading the charge as the 25-year-old temptress who looks like she crawled out of a Tim Burton wet dream. Her partner-in-crime, James, is the silent but deadly type, like the fart you didn’t hear but definitely felt.
Let’s talk about their show, which is basically a checklist of every kink you didn’t admit to having. Ivey’s got a collection of toys that would make your local sex shop owner blush. She wields them like a pro, especially when she’s riding that fuckmachine like it’s the last mechanical bull in a Texas dive bar. Anal? Oh, she’s not shy about taking it up the rear highway to hell, and she does it with a smile that says, “I’m having more fun than you ever will.”