Lola, or as she goes by on the internet streets, alaynaschoville, is the kind of fresh meat that makes you want to throw your credit card at the screen and hope for the best. This 19-year-old newbie is living with elves, which I assume means she’s either high on life or just high. Either way, it’s working for her. She’s got that shy, innocent vibe that makes you feel like you’re watching a teen trying to figure out how to adult, one awkward striptease at a time.
Her room is a magical place where the subject is as elusive as her elven roommates. You never know what you’re gonna get, but you can bet your ass it’s gonna be awkwardly delightful. Lola’s got that new-car smell, all fresh-faced and unsure, which is a real turn-on if you’re into the whole Bambi-on-ice thing. Watching her is like witnessing a baby deer take its first steps—except, you know, way sexier and with a lot more nudity.