Alright, you filthy degenerates, gather ’round for a tale about Mia, known in the wild west of the internet as eldabarritt. This 18-year-old minx hails from a place she calls Paradise, which is probably just a fancy way of saying she’s somewhere with decent Wi-Fi and no pants.
Now, Mia’s got this whole shy, skinny teen vibe going on, and if you’re into that, you’re in for a treat. Imagine a deer in headlights, but the headlights are your thirsty eyeballs, and the deer is… well, you get the idea. She’s new to the game, so there’s this delicious awkwardness about her shows, like watching a baby deer learn to walk, except with more skin and less fur.