So, here’s the deal with Sofi, or as she’s known in the seedy underbelly of the internet, love_machine_. She’s 22 and hails from the UK, which means she probably sips her tea with one hand while flipping you the bird with the other. No tags to guide us, but who needs ’em when you’ve got a face and body like hers? This chick’s got a room subject that’s as mysterious as the contents of your sock drawer, but let’s be real, you’re not there for the intellectual conversation.
Sofi’s got that youthful energy that makes you feel like you’ve downed a six-pack of Red Bull and a handful of Viagra. Her shows are a wild ride, like getting strapped to a rollercoaster with no safety bar. She’s got that girl-next-door look, if your neighbor was a lingerie model who makes you question your life choices every time she goes live. And let’s not forget that accent—she could read the phone book and you’d still be sitting there, pants around your ankles, drooling like a dog in heat.